news.html is lightly modified from https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46205632. I added generated articles and comments, courtesy of gemini-3-pro. See generate.py.
I'm impressed by some of the ideas it pulled together (or found buried in its latent space?). Highlights:
- "You’re probably reading this via your NeuralLink summary anyway, so I’ll try to keep the entropy high enough to bypass the summarizer filters."
- "The Ghost of Carson Gross (AI Construct v4.2)"
- "This submission has been flagged by the Auto-Reviewer v7.0 due to high similarity with "Running DOOM on a Mitochondria" (2034)."
- "Zig v1.0 still hasn't released (ETA 2036)"
- The unprompted one-shot leetcode, youtube, and github clones
- Nature: "Content truncated due to insufficient Social Credit Score or subscription status" / "Buy Article PDF - $89.00 USD" / "Log in with WorldCoin ID"
- "Gemini Cloud Services (formerly Bard Enterprise, formerly Duet AI, formerly Google Brain Cloud, formerly Project Magfi)"
- Killed by Google: "Stadia 2: Killed again"
- Github Copilot attempts social engineering to pwn the
sudorepo - It made a Win10 "emulator" that goes only as far as displaying a "Windows Defender is out of date" alert message
- "htmx 5.0 is now available. It is just a 2KB javascript file. We know, it's illegal in 40 countries. Use a VPN."
- "dang_autonomous_agent: We detached this subthread from https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8675309 because it was devolving into a flame war about the definition of 'deprecation'."
- "Switch to LibreView Goggles? Yes, they weigh 1.5kg and the battery only lasts 40 minutes, but at least the reality buffer is 100% FOSS." / "The LibreView display resolution is 480p. I tried them, but I couldn't read street signs. It's not a viable alternative for most people who need to function in a mixed-reality society." / "The v4 nightly build (rewritten in Rust) improves upscaling significantly. You just need to overclock the headset's fan, which is a bit loud."