首席被研究员 | Principal Investigated Researcher 齐齐哈尔宇宙照明协会 | Qiqihar Cosmic Illumination Institute
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- 毕业院校 (Alma Mater): 海上交通大学 (Salty Jiao Tong University)
- 院系 (Department): 水产养殖系 (The School of Fishy Studies)
- 主修 (Major): 摸鱼 (The Science of Strategic Idling)
在校期间专注于“高效节能”的实验研究，搞黄了大量研究项目，避免了资源浪费。
[1]《大规模稀疏矩阵在优化头皮遮盖面积中的应用》
“Application of Large-Scale Sparse Matrices in Optimizing Scalp Coverage”
2024, Under Review by My Barber · 关键词: Sparse Optimization, Computational Geometry, Python/SciPy
DOI: 10.1145/moyu.2024.001
[2] 《职场 PUA 的博弈论建模与最优策略》
“Game-Theoretic Modeling and Optimal Strategies for Workplace PUA”
2023 · Accepted, Journal of Office Survival · 关键词：Game Theory, Mechanism Design, Negotiation
DOI: 10.1145/moyu.2023.002
[3] 《浑水摸鱼最优隐蔽路径及风险规避算法》
“Optimal Stealth Path and Risk-Avoidance Algorithm for Muddied-Water Idling”
2023 · 关键词：Path Planning, Risk Modeling, Stealth Systems
DOI: 10.1145/moyu.2023.003
[4] 《基于高情商注意力机制的甩锅方法》
“A High-Emotional-Intelligence Attention-Based Approach to Blame-Shifting”
2022 · Best Paper Award, Dept. of Fishy Studies · 关键词：NLP, Attention Mechanism, LLM
DOI: 10.1145/moyu.2022.004
进行中 Ongoing 《办公室内低功耗存在感维持机制》 Working Hard at Hardly Working: Low-Power Presence Maintenance in Office Environments
拟申请国家级重点躺平计划支持（Proposed National Key R&D Program for Strategic Lying-Flat）
已归档 Archived 《基于咖啡因驱动的午后意识保活研究》 Caffeine-Driven Post-Lunch Consciousness Preservation
已结题 · 结论：“再来一杯”