Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-9087 (?)
- SCP-9087 is a type of street art found in cities worldwide, appearing as a humanoid-animal hybrid. Anyone who has previously experienced a second-trimester miscarriage or stillbirth and sees this art becomes compelled to drown themselves in an open body of water at night. If they are prevented from doing so, they will rapidly develop pregnancy symptoms within 24 hours and give birth to a creature resembling the artwork, which then disappears after about 15 seconds if not observed. Individuals who give birth to this creature can no longer become pregnant. If an affected person submerges themselves in water after pregnancy symptoms begin, they instantly give birth to the creature, which then grows huge and dissolves into the water, leaving behind tissue that spreads through plumbing and contaminates drinking water (SCP-9087-B). Children born to mothers who consumed this contaminated water (SCP-9087-C) are slightly heavier than normal, with unknown long-term effects.
- Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz (?)
- The "Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz" (RkReÜAÜG) was a German law from the state of Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, enacted in 1999 and repealed in 2013, which focused on overseeing the labeling of beef after an outbreak of mad cow disease. This law is famously known for its extremely long name, which is a prime example of how German allows for virtually unlimited compounding of nouns into a single word. Despite its length, it had a practical purpose in ensuring food safety.