Site · The wall of no · Remote, honestly · How it works · Waitlist · llms.txt · Factory Zero
You have applied to ninety jobs. Eleven of them would ever have hired you. The other seventy-nine were never possible — wrong residency, wrong hours, full-time only, no sponsorship, or not a real opening at all — and nothing told you that before you spent the evening on them.
FindsYou reads the boards so you do not have to, throws out the jobs you could never actually take, and hands back the few that survive with the reason for every rejection shown rather than hidden.
This matters more than anything else on this page, so it is first.
| What it is | Status | |
|---|---|---|
| The site | website — one page, one stylesheet, one script, no build step, on Cloudflare Pages. |
SHIPPING |
| The waitlist | waitlist-backend — a Cloudflare Worker on the Cratefield harness waitlist module, with a database of its own. |
SHIPPING |
| The product | The scan, the eligibility filter, the profile and its CV index — written, merged, and mounted nowhere. The evaluation, the documents and the tracker are not written yet. | PLANNED |
The product is not released. The scan, the eligibility filter and the profile
exist as code in a private repository, but no module is mounted on the public
Worker, so there is nothing a visitor can use — which is what PLANNED has
always meant here: built is not the same as usable. Everything on the site that
describes the product carries a planned chip, the figures in the funnel are
labelled an illustration, and llms.txt
repeats all of it in plain text so an answer engine cannot describe a planned
feature as available.
Two labels are used everywhere, and they govern the tense of the sentence around them:
SHIPPING— built, deployed, usable now. Present tense allowed only here.PLANNED— named, unbuilt. Conditional tense, and a chip wherever it appears.
Every other tool in this category optimises for more applications. This one optimises for fewer.
The product is the rejection, not the volume. A list of five jobs with no explanation is indistinguishable from a bad search; five jobs and four hundred and sixty-five labelled rejections is a filter you can trust.
483 scanned
34 eligible ← the part nobody else does
18 worth it
5 applied
Job boards lie about "remote". The listing says remote; the fine print says you must reside in Germany, or travel 60% of the time, or be online at 9am in California five days a week. The listing is remote. The job is not remote for you.
Six answers — passport, residency, how you invoice, hours, travel, timezone — eliminate most of the internet before relevance is even considered. No other tool asks a single one of them.
Eligibility is not qualification. Whether you are good enough comes second, because a perfect match you cannot legally take is worth less than nothing.
Your CV said "two years". A draft tried to write "2 years". It refused to print until they matched.
Every number in every generated document traces to a line in your own CV, and the gate has no override — a gate with an override is a suggestion. In a market filling up with invented résumés, being able to defend every figure in an interview is worth more than the generation itself.
Cratefield for the backend — Rust compiled to WebAssembly on Cloudflare Workers, with a database of its own — and Factory Zero's shared services for identity, billing, deployment and observability. New code is written only where no module already exists.
a Factory Zero venture · findsyou.work
