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i have conducted a commit purge Jan 7 2026 to save space on my computer ngl i have so many repos where i have like 50 gorillion commits started from 50 years ago that have no use (i never look at past commits) and they waste space so erm i will be deleting all the commits lol so if you see a bunch of new projects no they are not new they are just like projects form abck in 2018 i purge commits on
also lmao qualified for github pro back in hs, never used all of the benefits of the student dev package other than the free domain and stuff (rip digiocean 1y or 100usd credit or smth), and then err on march of the big 25 it expired and reapplication requires submission of my full uncensored uni ID, and adding my real name to this acc. No way in fuckin hell am i doinig that gg ig fuck this stupid platform requing ID now not just verifying .edu email shake my smh my head
- Polish up all of my repos.
- Fix my GitHub webpage 😅.
- Learn more C family language and get better at Rust.
- err make obstar diep.io clone (fix it) and also finish my bullethell game engine
- 🛠 I am an ameatur coder. I dabble with webdev languages like js, some shell languages like PowerShell, along with Rust, Python, and C#. Wanting to learn more languages and will try to find the time to do that 🤣.
- 🐦 I like birds and science. Astronomy 🤔 perhaps. Music is good too.
- 😄 Pronouns: amogusඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ
- 💼 I created shitty things that somehow magically work and I don't even know why.
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err if the stats are low its prolly bec i privated my acc i'll unprivate it after i process all the repos please standby
or i just stopped coding for a long while (happenned for a few years, will happen again)because coding is stupid and dumb and retarded im gonna kms
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- neural net (MLP) framework via numpy
- collatz conjecture python visualization
- haxe bullethell game engine (unfinished)
- LZW compression algo python implementation
- shitty games ig (some unfinished, or unpolished)
- powershell/batchfile/vbs utility scripts
- shitty "viruses" aka the first thing you make when you become pro h4xxor by knowing how to use cmd
- soundgasm.net jerkyll mirroring tool (if ykyk)
- C# winform notes app (shitty)
- school proj stuff mostly not useful
- voxel 3d position tracker (incredibly unfinished)
I also like to archive stuff, you'll find some (or rather, a shitton of) archives of useful or notable things in the repo list, as well as other things I cant really say but you'll see 😉 I will be working on some future projects that might be more useful but its gonna be a while tbh
So the other day some girl invited me over to “fix her WiFi.” I agreed, obviously. I’m a red team engineer with custom firmware on my router and a Faraday cage around my smart toaster.
I showed up 10 minutes early, hoodie on, laptop in hand, booted into a hardened gentoo distro I compiled myself. She opened the door holding a MacBook Air. Chrome had 43 tabs open. I almost left right then.
I asked for her network topology diagram. She laughed. “It’s just the router from the ISP.” Alright, I thought. Let her have it.
I popped open her router admin panel. Default password: admin123. The SSID was "PrettyFlyForAWiFi". I ran a nmapscan. 12 exposed ports, 3 outdated IoT devices, and a printer running telnet. No firewall. No VLANs. Just raw digital nudity.
I asked if she ever noticed weird lag. She said “yeah sometimes Netflix buffers.” I said that was probably because her TV was being used in a botnet out of Kazakhstan. She blinked twice. "Oh no, is that bad?"
I offered to segment the network and install pfSense. She said she “just wanted Spotify to stop cutting out.”
I airgapped her Sonos out of pity.
After 20 minutes of work, I asked for her phone to remove TikTok and clean the app permissions. She said “but I need it for filters.” I looked into the distance. Deep sigh. I looked out the window and whispered, "The panopticon isn’t metaphorical." She asked if I was always this intense. I said no, only when the NSA is listening. Which is always.
She offered coffee. I declined, caffeine raises your attack surface.
When I left, she said, “Thanks, you’re like, really good with computers.”
I walked away slow. Her router was still on UPnP. So was my heart. You can't patch people. Believe me, I tried.
// date_night_final_final_forsure.txt.gpg
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