How about this dilation?

[Alan-Liang]

function ⌳ () { sleep 0; }; function ȳ () { echo "$1" >> ~/slow.sh; }; ȳ "ȳ \"`node -p \"require('fs').readFileSync('$HOME/slow.sh').toString().split('\\\\n').slice(1).join('\\\\n').replace(/\\\\\\\\/g, '\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\').replace(/\\\"/g, '\\\\\\\\\\"')\"`\""
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Requires Node however :-(

[zeroby0]

Heyo!

Looks fun! But what does this do? I'd run it, but I probably shouldn't 🤣

[Alan-Liang]

See effect: https://asciinema.org/a/DQljAl8IAELP2GmXmmmKINZQE

This script does no harm but sleeps for a exponentially-increasing time.